I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing. . . rewarding immoral and illegal behavior. . . For example, we now give free needles to junkies, which seems to me to be only a step away from giving condoms to rapists.
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms. " Joe Morelli
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms
We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells you everything you need to know about our society.
You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds.
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back. ” “With the condoms. ” “Right. ” “For the giant orgy you’re convinced we’re about to have in the backyard. ” “Dory! Just go!” “I’ll go with,” Ray said, getting up. “I need a snack. ” Which was how I ended up condom shopping with a vampire.
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.
If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.
Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody.
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.
