We don't settle for anything less than excellence.
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
I feel like all comedy does require a lack of vanity, but multi-cam, especially.
The advantage of poetry over life is that poetry, if it is sharp enough, may last.
Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision.
Your life is supposed to feel good to you.