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Groucho Marx

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Grandfather, Grandmother, Marry, Men, Woman

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Inspirational, Happiness, Happy, Day, Events

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Art, Freedom, Political Will, Incorrectly, Trouble, Wrong

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Funny, Friendship, Education, Friend, Dog, Read

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

Fall, Brain, Open Minded, Brains, Minded

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Funny, Happy, Hard, Laugh, Sarcasm, Sarcastic

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There's no theme, no moral to be learned, except for the knowledge that lightning can strike from a clear blue sky one morning and take away everything you've built, everything you've counted on, leaving wreckage and no meaning behind. It can happen to anyone, it can happen to you.

Blue, Clear, Everything, Morning, Sky, Take

Meg Wolitzer

Meg Wolitzer

New teachers were just a part of life, for a few days after one arrived, squawks of interest were emitted from various corners, but then they died away as the teacher was absorbed like everyone else. . . before you knew it, the fresh ones seemed to have been teaching there forever too, or else they didn't last very long, and were gone before you'd gotten to know them.

Away, Long, Squawks, Teacher, Teaching, Various

Fay Faron

I think it's an American curse that most of us think we are special. . . . everyone believes themselves to be superior to the majority of the population in some way. Sometimes it's their looks, other times their perceived sex appeal (often in obvious defiance of their looks), and other times it is their real or imagined talent for acting, writing, painting or banging on the drums. And because people are so susceptible to flattery, there exists an entire industry made up of scam artists whose sole goal is to fleece the flatterable.

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Geraldine Ferraro

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Throwing Ronald Reagan out of office at the height of his popularity, with inflation and interest rates down, the economy moving and the country at peace, would have required God on the ticket and She was not available!

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Tiki Barber

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If you run the ball, you control the clock. If you control the clock, you usually control the game.

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