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I do not know what happened with your parents or why they did what they did. But in all the world, I could have wished for no daughter but you.

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Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.

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Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

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I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '

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Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

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