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Our economic assistance must be carefully targeted, and must make maximum use of the energy and efforts of the private sector. . . Economic freedom is the world's mightiest engine for abundance and social justice. . . Developing countries need to be encouraged to experiment with a growing variety of arrangements for profit sharing and expanded capital ownership.

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Tommy Cooper

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

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