My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then … - Robert Orben

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Reputation is a very interesting thing, and I always give people the benefit of the doubt, and I think that there's a part of all of us, especially in a generation where a lot of the stuff gets recorded.

Robert Orben

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

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