Vice is but a nurse of agonies.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex. . . Yes, three times in 35 years.
I saw a specialist who asked me 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?'. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
You can't be a poet certainly of my generation and not have deep in your animal brain the comment of William Carlos Williams, no ideas except in things.
When we weren't scratching each other's eyes out, we were making each other laugh harder than anyone else could.
Decisions should be based on facts, objectively considered.
Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos.