An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
All prayers die in the air which they uselessly agitate.
I talked to Snoop Doggy Dog today. Well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly understand what he was saying. But i think he was trying to communicate was that he wanted to work with me in some sort of capacity and something involving marijuana.
Puck in the centre of your chest, always have motion in your skating when the rush is coming at you, being square to the puck, understanding who's on the ice and where they are on the ice at all times, competing and having fun.
Wait, Saturday night?" The ladder-backed chair creaked and I looked up as he leaned forward to eye me in growing suspicion. "I thought you stayed home. " I shrugged and raised one eyebrow at him. "I thought I was human.