It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Her fluency was marvelous. She would say things at random, intricate, flamelike, or slide off into a parenthetical limbo peppered with fireworks-- admirable linguistic feats which a practiced writer might struggle for hours to achieve.
I'm one who will always speak my mind and say what I feel!
The American dream belongs to all of us.
I sat down and tried to write a story. "Ian MacArthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses and peers out of them with delight. " That was the first sentence. The problem was that I just couldn't think of the next one. After cleaning my room three times, I decided to leave Ian alone for a while because I was starting to get mad at him.