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Zach Braff Biography

Zachary Israel Braff (born April 6, 1975) is an American actor and filmmaker. He is best known for his role as J. D. on the television series Scrubs (2001–2010), for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005.

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The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

Best Way, Live, Locals, Travel, Way

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

Acting, Doctors, Important, Mean, Show

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

Dream, Involves, Rifle, Rifles, Time Travel

Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

Apes, Learn, Lesson, Lessons, Planet, Planets

Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?

Effort, Lines, Needs, People, Show

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

Achieved, Give, Giving, Giving Back, Point, World

You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.

Actors, Black, Career, Careers, Play, Point

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

Biological, Call, Design, Feet, Intelligent, Women

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.

Desire, Musician, Musicians, Promote, Want

I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

Agree, Away, Focus, I Can, Say

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

Cousin, Idea, Ideas, Movie, Think, Thinking

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

Lasts, Saws, Shorts, Time, Wear

At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter

Bums, Care, Mean, Warming, Winter

I had a very funny family.

Family, Funny, Funny Family

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

Blacks, Dog, Long, Mean, Rights

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Coke, Like, Whiskey, Women, Years

It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.

Book, Lines, Mean, Point, Real, Scrubs

I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.

Giving, Handicap, Mistake, Park, People, Spots

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

Bigger, Cds, Exactly, Grammys, Winning

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

Babies, Baby, Heaven, Way

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