Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another.

Popular Topics
Snows, Talent, Bible, Kids, I Like You, Involve, Town, Curiosity, Light, Drama, Wisdom, Soccer, Impossible, Thinking, Acknowledge, Movie Love, Inspire, Value Of Life, Reality, Life Is Like, Football, Intelligent, Lifetime, Culture, Kind, Home, Oceans, New York, Scholar, Live, Gold, Girl, Math, America, Positive, Wonder, Today, Journey, Story, Children, Nice, Identity, Inspired, Success, Secret, Important, Wonderful, Hope, Period, Dance
Joan Rivers

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew. '

Funny, Gift, Kim, Profits, Sex, Wedding
Same Author Quotes

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

Age, Boobs, Feminine, Memorable, Needs, Wisdom

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

Card, Dress, Hands, Library, Looking, Men

I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

Ak 47, Care, Earrings, Fashion, Sense, Suits

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

Buy, Hilarious, Pay, Plastic, Sailing

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep. '.

Birth, Daughter, Mother, Say, Sleep, Tell
Similar Quotes