Roger Ebert

Vincent Gallo has put a curse on my colon and a hex on my prostate. He called me a 'fat pig' in the New York Post and told the New York Observer I have 'the physique of a slave-trader. ' He is angry at me because I said his 'The Brown Bunny' was the worst movie in the history of the Cannes Film Festival. . . it is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of 'The Brown Bunny. '