You see what you know!
We veneer civilization by doing unkind things in a kind way.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.
I think Bowe Bergdahl, if he deserted, is a hero - I think throughout history we should build monuments to the unknown deserters.
I do have people in mind when I write. I don't know precisely who they are, however, or how many of them there are.
People talking without speaking, People listening without hearing. . . Sounds of Silence.