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If you prefer illusions to realities, it is only because all decent realities have eluded you and left you in the lurch; or else your contempt for the world is mere hypocrisy and funk.

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I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings

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Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

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Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

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