I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow. ' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. ' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.