Everybody knows that orthopedic science provides beautiful false noses for people who have lost their noses naturally or as a result of an operation.
There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
A champion is someone who does not settle for that day's practice, that day's competition, that day's performance. They are always striving to be better. They don't live in the past.
All religions are branches of one big tree.
The visible mark of extraordinary wisdom and power appear so plainly in all the works of creation.
Victory, speedy and complete, awaits the side that employs air power as it should be employed.