There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws. - Mark Twain

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Homage to Michael Snow's environmental sculpture 'Blind. ' The film proposes analogies, in imitation of 3 historic montage styles, for three perceptual modes mimed by that work.

Mark Twain

There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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Homage to Michael Snow's environmental sculpture 'Blind. ' The film proposes analogies, in imitation of 3 historic montage styles, for three perceptual modes mimed by that work.

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I'm good at my job for a midwestern American. Maybe it's because people in fashion often mistake common sense for genius. I mean, some model walks down the runway in an impossible outfit, and I state the obvious ? no one is going to wear that ? and people are like, you're brilliant!.

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I'm not conniving - that has a pejorative context. I'm not sitting in back rooms making deals. That's not my style.

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Cruelty to animals is one of the most significant vices of a low and ignoble people. Wherever one notices them, they constitute a sign of ignorance and brutality which cannot be painted over even by all the evidence of wealth and luxury.

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