I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?
Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.
Real men change diapers!
I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.
The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.
Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or dust, never arguing over the timing of an egg, never telling the same story twice.
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.
Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.
A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels.
When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.
It's sad but true that if you focus your attention on housework and meal preparation and diapers, raising children does start to look like drudgery pretty quickly. On the other hand, if you see yourself as nothing less than your child's nurturer, role model, teacher, spiritual guide, and mentor, your days take on a very different cast.
An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it.
I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.
When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.
What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.