But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels.
Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.
When in doubt, make funny faces.
It's sad but true that if you focus your attention on housework and meal preparation and diapers, raising children does start to look like drudgery pretty quickly. On the other hand, if you see yourself as nothing less than your child's nurturer, role model, teacher, spiritual guide, and mentor, your days take on a very different cast.
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it.
The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.
I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.
I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.
Always remember your kid's name.
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.
I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
Real men change diapers!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects.
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.
