I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.
When in doubt, make funny faces.
You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.
I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.
I'm a pretty strange guy, so it takes a pretty strange thing to make me think that somebody else is strange. I'm really looking forward to something strange happening to me, but it hasn't really happened yet. The strangest thing someone ever told me was that they were watching our show, and they said they should have worn diapers.
Real men change diapers!
Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, (cont. Specialization is for insects.
The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.
