Physics is a good framework for thinking. . . . Boil things down to their fundamental truths and reason up from there.
the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments. . . for the one million girls who have very little use for them.
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting. . . old? If I'm. . . old, then what is she?
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
I never wanted anyone to know about me and Osama [Bin Laden]. I wanted that to be a secret that I carried to my grave, and since I wasn't the one who revealed it'it's definitely something that I wish was in the closet. It's destroyed my career.
In art one idea is as good as another.
Gardening is ultimately a folly whose goal is to provide delight.
It's weird. People want you to know that they write. They want you to know they're a musician, rather than making music or making stories. It's the strangest thing.