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War is the only sport which is genuinely amusing. And it is the only sport which has any intelligible use.

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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

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Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

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Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

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Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love.

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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

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Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

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