Falling in love as we know it is an addictive experience.
I can smell when someone has a cavity. It's a very specific smell - not a bad-breath smell - but something that is really strong.
If I don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it. And I don't sit and complain about it for a year.
I didn't love school.
Even an atheist finds God when they point at what they don't believe in.
Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.
If i had known better, I would have done better.
I don't date guys that I just meet randomly. I don't feel comfortable meeting strangers.
I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race.
The idea of being stuck in a plane with dozens of people chatting over each other on their phones might feel like Dante's 10th circle of hell.
The greatest moment of my life was, somebody sent me a cable-access show from Chicago that had Joey Ramone on it showing the video we made together. And he was talking about, like, "This guy Dan Clowes postponed his wedding for us. He's a great guy. "