The earth has become one big village, with telephones laid on from one end to the other, and air transport, both speedy and safe.
A small waist makes you tire easily.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.
If I had my life to live over again, I would have waxed less and listened more. . . . I would have cried and laughed less while watching television. . . and more while watching real life. . . . But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute of it. . . look at it and really see it. . . try it on. . . live it. . . exhaust it. . . and never give the minute back until there was nothing left of it.
I go back to my room and lie under the covers, trying not to think of Gale and thinking of nothing else.
I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you. ' Now I know that both faith and intellect are components of religious belief.
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding. " Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.