A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Shoot you on the front porch and knock you to the back yard.
I've read horoscopes before and what they say. But I would actually love to not be what somebody writes down - I don't want to be described. I don't want you to be able to read something and say, "This is how Wayne is. " I'd rather you meet me and decide. I'd rather be different, basically.
You have to self-reflect. If you forget who you actually are, then what's the use of even looking in the mirror.
I'm an addict, I'm addicted to success. Thankfully, there's no rehab for success.
I stick to the script, I memorize the lines, cause life is movie that I've seen too many times.
I always believe that to be the best, you have to smell like the best, dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw trash in the garbage can.
When you love a woman, you love yourself, and it's terrible really, how it seems perfectly possible to swallow the other. With a man you want to join, you want your ribs to connect like handcuffs. But with a woman if you swallow, she becomes you.
The swan is not without cause dedicated to Apollo, because foreseeing his happiness in death, he dies with singing and pleasure.
Modernized by tin roofs and T-shirts, Third World poverty is no longer picturesque.
My first wedding was 15 people at our condo. The second was maybe about a hundred people at this fabulous casino. And you know what? I have almost no pictures of the second one, because I put disposable cameras on the tables, because everyone said, "The best pictures are the most candid! The best pictures are the ones people just take!" So, I put disposable cameras on the tables, and guess what? There were so many kids there that those cameras were stomped on. I had so many pictures of the floor, of people's eyes, of someone's finger.