If one could possess, grasp, and know the other, it would not be other.
Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has had very little success with either one.
When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.
When that hit the fan. . . it was like an earthquake.
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
Falling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it's the real thing until it's too late.
And I, unfortunately, have been to too many disasters as president.
I'm basically a very lazy person who likes to get credit for things other people actually do.
We live in a silly time, and people go to the movies to see something that they haven't seen before, and you have to promise to show them that. In a horrible way, you have to promise them a special effect.
I had started to wonder if maybe my life wouldn't always hold so much pain if I could just find the courage to let it go.