When your toil has been a pleasure, you have not earned money merely, but money, health, delight, and moral profit, all in one.
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I beat a brain tumor.
Fate sits on these dark battlements and frowns, And as the portal opens to receive me, A voice in hollow murmurs through the courts Tells of a nameless deed.
That's why you find a lot of entertainers are insecure, because it's the perfect camouflage for insecurity.
I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.