if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off. - Vivian Vande Velde - Quotesmemo.com

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I do not think that the government, under the guise of some phony, alarmist, pseudo-scientific rhetoric, should attempt to control the evolution of consciousness. After all, if these things truly are consciousness-expanding, it doesn't take too much intelligence to realize that it is the absence of consciousness that is causing our flirtation with extinction and planetary disaster.

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Vivian Vande Velde

if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.

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Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.

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She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important. " Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable shirt or fix her hair because she's only running into the grocery store to get a quart of milk for her grandmother, and who does she see tending the 7-ITEMS-OR-LESS cash register but the guy of her dreams, except she can't even say hi—much less try to develop a meaningful relationship—since she looks like the poster child for the terminally geeky.

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Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once.

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Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.

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If you don't like vampire games, don't play

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