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I'm a really bad liar. My mom finds out every time, especially now that she's got Facebook.

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When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

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I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.

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They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.

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Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

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