My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. - Joan Rivers

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A traumatic event doesn't doom us to suffer indefinitely. Instead, we can use it as a springboard to unleash our best qualities and lead happier lives.

Joan Rivers

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

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Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

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I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep. '.

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