I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. … - Dana Snyder

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I do write about thinkers. And that's what I love about reading. My favorite books, the ones that made me sit there for days, weeks, months, years, and pop back into my head - they make me think a lot.

Dana Snyder

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.

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I know a lot about Jewish comedians.

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I know, logically, about the fact that there are fans of my work in America, but it's hard for that feeling to sink in.

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Google's thing is not advertising because it's not a romanticizing operation. It doesn't involve expression. It's a link. What they're doing is selling access.

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