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That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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