If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al … - Christian Finnegan

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If it is believed that these elementary schools will be better managed by the governor and council or any other general authority of the government, than by the parents within each ward, it is a belief against all experience.

Christian Finnegan

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

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