Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges. - Christian Finnegan

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The generation now coming out of Western schools is unable to distinguish good from bad. Even those words are unacceptable. This results in impaired thinking ability.

Christian Finnegan

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.

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The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

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I had no choice but to make me as a comedian, because I am not particularly gifted with a lot of marketable skills. Unless I really want to spend the rest of my life temping, or teaching drama to third-graders, I don't have a lot of other options - which is freeing, in a way. I never have to say, "Well, I could always go back to law school. "

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What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So if I ever have a car alarm - if I ever have a car - it's just going to be a big speaker on the back of my car. And when anybody tries to break in, it's just gonna go: Attention! Free bags of weed! Come get your free bags of weed!

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I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

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