Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it.
Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.
The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.
Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.
I had no choice but to make me as a comedian, because I am not particularly gifted with a lot of marketable skills. Unless I really want to spend the rest of my life temping, or teaching drama to third-graders, I don't have a lot of other options - which is freeing, in a way. I never have to say, "Well, I could always go back to law school. "
What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So if I ever have a car alarm - if I ever have a car - it's just going to be a big speaker on the back of my car. And when anybody tries to break in, it's just gonna go: Attention! Free bags of weed! Come get your free bags of weed!
I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.
How could these people in the public eye not be afraid of me, but my whole town was?
Though few would admit it, most of the time, when people are upset they don't actually want to feel differently, they want agreement and ways to make a situation, condition, or person change.
I have always been convinced that one can be more successful in business with honest, fair and legal behavior than with tricks.
It is not productive to see things in simple black and white, and talk in either anti-nuclear or pro-nuclear terms.