I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes. . . Even if they discover … - Arj Barker

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Osho's books inspire me to meditate. They give me peace of mind.

Arj Barker

I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes. . . Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.

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The other day I saw a guy with a sign that said, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY? Which freaked me out because I was on my way to the Department of Motor Vehicles.

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It's gotten to the point where I think my friends would rather hang out with their own kids than hang out with me. And I'm like, "Alright, but where's the loyalty, man. I've known you for twenty-five years. How long have you known your baby, like, a month?"

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I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke in order to visit a shoeseum?

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I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.

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I was in a real conservative area just outside of Chicago recently. And this guy's like, 'Hey, Arj, you're from San Francisco. Are you in favor of gay marriage?' I was like, 'Well, I'd like to get to know you a little bit better first. I don't know what ever happened to buying a guy a smoothie and seeing what happens. That's how we do it back home.

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