I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll … - Rita Rudner

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It is to have a compulsive, repetitive, and nostalgic desire for the archive, an irrepressible desire to return to the origin, a homesickness, a nostalgia for the return to the most archaic place of absolute commencement

Rita Rudner

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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