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The minor leagues were great. When you first sign, that is your big leagues.

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Ed Helms

I'm pretty sure no one's reading action scripts saying, 'This has got to be Ed Helms. '

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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

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You are literally too stupid to insult.

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I didn't mention the tooth thing to anyone until it became clear that. . . we started to discuss just taking it out of the movie [The Hangover] because we couldn't find anything that worked and they couldn't afford to do a full like digital effect. So that's when I called my dentist and it worked out.

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There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.

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