Cultivating a close, warmhearted feeling for others automatically puts the mind at ease.
When you're playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it's incredibly difficult and confusing and kind of messes with your values a bit.
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
You are literally too stupid to insult.
I didn't mention the tooth thing to anyone until it became clear that. . . we started to discuss just taking it out of the movie [The Hangover] because we couldn't find anything that worked and they couldn't afford to do a full like digital effect. So that's when I called my dentist and it worked out.
There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.
It's kind of hard to win most elections on anti-family, immorality, and Satan-worship.
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny.
Each man reserves to himself alone the right of being tedious.
I am a scientist. Mine is a professional world that achieves great things for humanity.