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If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

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You are literally too stupid to insult.

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When you're playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it's incredibly difficult and confusing and kind of messes with your values a bit.

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I didn't mention the tooth thing to anyone until it became clear that. . . we started to discuss just taking it out of the movie [The Hangover] because we couldn't find anything that worked and they couldn't afford to do a full like digital effect. So that's when I called my dentist and it worked out.

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There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.

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It's kind of hard to win most elections on anti-family, immorality, and Satan-worship.

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