I don't play online games. 'Warcraft,' I've played that, but I mainly play action games.
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
AIDS today in Africa is claiming more lives than the sum total of all wars, famines and floods and the ravages of such deadly diseases as malaria. . . We must act now for the sake of the world.
I don't really care so much what people say about me because it usually is a reflection of who they are. For example, if people wish I would sound like I used to sound, then it says more about them than it does me.
There will be no hatred or resentment among them, their hearts will be as one, and they will glorify God, morning and evening.
I'd like to do something involving jazz. But books are how I earn my living, and I'd like to stay with the horse I rode in on.