I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

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Leisure is only possible when we are at one with ourselves. We tend to overwork as a means of self-escape, as a way of trying to justify our existence.

Rita Rudner

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

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