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I mean the truth is, I've never had it so good in terms of taxes. I am paying the lowest tax rate that I've ever paid in my life.

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It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

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Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

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The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

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Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

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I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

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I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

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