Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters of life begin when you get what you want.
People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.
The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
The most important thing about writing a book is having book parties.
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.
In the old legend the wise men finally boiled down the history of mortal affairs into a single phrase: 'This too will pass. '
A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.
Too bad you can't quote the look on my face.
I don't feel, God dictated that I should write.