I may err but I am not a heretic, for the first has to do with the mind and the second with the will!
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing an f-bomb in there would help get a reaction. . . . I'm not on a Puritanical pursuit, but when I would curse in a joke, I believe I'm not done writing it.
No naturalist has devoted more painstaking attention to the structure of the barnacles than Mr. Darwin.
I don't think any of us felt like, "Oh, we need to put joke songs on the record. " If we found something funny, we would record it, and if we wanted to, we'd put it on the record. It's not really something we spent too much time agonizing over.
Growing up, I found I was good at two things: Art and Math. To hear my parents say it, though, it was only, 'John is good at Math.