Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.
Life's so ordinary that literature has to deal with the exceptional. Exceptional talent, power, social position, wealth. . . . Dramabegins where there's freedom of choice. And freedom of choice begins when social or psychological conditions are exceptional. That's why the inhabitants of imaginative literature have always been recruited from the pages of Who's Who.
Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs. ' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here? But, obviously, I'm proud either way - Ripa or Consuelos.
The greatest failure in life is to stop trying.