Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!
I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4. --T-SHIRT
Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
It's been the structure of my life: you scheme and plan and try and fail and try again and accumulate and lose and win back, and then you tell.
Getting out of bed is a good way to leave your troubles behind.
When I became security advisor, I became familiar with the so-called SIOP war plans, I called in Secretary McNamara and asked him what they were hiding from me, because I couldn't believe that the National policy would foresee such a level of destructiveness.
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.