Leo Tolstoy said the purpose of art is to teach you to love life. And that's what I want.
I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
I'm not interested in serial dating; I'd honestly rather be single.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
I get so excited when a song I wrote that's very personal to me goes No. 1 and I look down and see people singing the words back to me.
The internal and external ethics of an organization must be the same; you cannot talk about minimum wages for poor people and not pay minimum wages to your own workers.