In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing or newfangled basting techniques that we read about in magazines.
Oh, this beast? It's. . . perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'. " "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar.