Sometimes good people have to do terrible things.
I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.
If self is a location, so is love.
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Man makes a great fuss about this planet which is only a ballbearing in the hub of the universe.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.