Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.
Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.
Most things may never happen: this one will.
I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.
All we see and admire today will burn in the universal fire that ushers in a new, just, happy world.
Why must you speak your thoughts? Silence, if fair words stick in your throat, would serve all our ends better.